Lucy, pointing to the stretch marks on my hips, "Mom, what ARE those?"
Me, "Stretch marks."
Lucy, "They look bad and scary. Like your skin is breaking."
Hazel, "If your skin breaks you will die."
Lucy "I...don't know...."
Hazel, "If you die I will kiss you."
Lucy, "That doesn't work."
Looks like they (those who caused my stretch marks) will be the death of me and there's no bringing me back to life Snow White Style.