Thank you. First, of course, for the obvious: keeping the rascals occupied with samples. I especially like to stop and listen when the Smoothie Machine Demonstrator is there with his headphone-microphone. Who would have thought something so mouthwateringly delicious had a chunk of cabbage blended into it?
Also, thank you for not tempting my at all with your toy selection. Thank you for your rotisserie chicken for 4.99. It makes a great chicken salad or noodle soup. Thank you for your discount books. Thank you for providing me with holiday stamps for cheaper than even the USPS can offer! And, around this time of year, I'm most grateful for the "Gingerbread House Kit" that takes ALL the stress out of this particular obligatory activity.
PS My sticky kiddies thank you, too.