Me: (eyeing the giant spill down one of Lucy's Sunday dresses) Lucy, when did you spill something on your dress? (usually I'm around for these things and I was panicked about some oj rotting in a corner somewhere)
Lucy: We-ell. Actually on Tuesday, well last Tuesday after Friday, I spilled it on Tuesday then the next day was Friday. It was a hundred years ago. And it was one hundred miles to clean it up. Daddy had to wipe it all up.