Dear people who are going to steal my home,
I fell in love. For the first time today. With a house. It's a little further South. You know it. Past the Oreo cows and the Haw River. It is a green home. Healthy. Inside and out. Lots and lots of space. Perfect for our family of six. With a library and passive solar energy. You know, the one with the HUGE front porch with it's locally made swing and rocker? Yes, you remember--painted in earth tones with no-VOC paint and uber-insulated. The one I discovered over 6 months ago. It was even better in person. Today. And then, just like that. I was heartbroken. It's under contract. WITH YOU!!
Please, people who are going to steal my home, find it in the deep recesses of your heart to relinquish the property and withdraw your offer and concede to us. I'm a devoted wife, a mother of four, and smitten with a house (in that order)--you don't want to mess with me. Please.
Yours sitting "green" with envy,
PS That is NOT a picture of the house. Maybe, if your lucky, I'll visit the site again and include some photos. If you're lucky.